John Mayer is a douchebag...
It's true. In fact it may have been true since the day the man was born. Don't get me wrong, the man is pleasing to look at and let's not lie, I'd probably still hit that but I'd want him to leave immediately after. I'd want him to leave before he opened his mouth in another lame attempt to convince me and the rest of the fertile female population that he is some sort of a poetically tortured artist. If you change the tone and timber of your voice to sing you are trying way too hard. If you cover yourself in tattoos and then pen a song with lyrics that state "father's be good to your daughters", you are in fact not the anarchist rebel you'd like to be perceived as. If your neutral expression looks like a dramatic sigh, you're a piece of shit...and a fitting entry to this blog.
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