Piece of Shit #1

I don't know crap about the internet. I graduated undergrad from a major university in 2004 and somehow managed to avoid ever really mastering the world wide web. I have had an email account since 1997, but I seem to be years behind my peers in figuring out how to maintain an existance or even better a career via the internet. I would like to do these things. I'd like to get paid for being funny online and not just on paper or doing improv in some LES sketchy joint. I'd also like to ride an elephant but today, I'm taking one step at a time. So here it goes...the shit I know.